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Fake doctors note for one of “those” days

We’ve all been there at least once. The average jobs do not pay us well enough to give our maximum best and be there during bad times, cold rainy days and sicknesses.

However, begging for a day off is also not the option as you will definitely be suspicious and leave the impression that you’re not trying your hardest. And you don’t want your boss to think that you’re that type of a person.

Luckily, we have doctors that can write us doctor notes which serve as “proof” that we are sick and unable to work. But, if we really aren’t sick, our doctors will not even consider giving these to us. In that case, we are doomed. Or, are we? In this article, we’re talking about doing a little trick and avoiding a day or two of work when we feel like it.

Fake doctor’s notes – What are they?

If you want to be absent for a week from your workplace, the only way you can achieve this without being blacklisted by your boss is by providing concrete evidence that you were unable to work. And you need a doctor’s note for that. However, as we mentioned earlier, if you are unable to prove to your doctor that you were not feeling good in the past couple of days, you won’t be getting any note, that’s for sure. That’s why we have something called a fake doctors note for all you evasive tricksters out there. These are the notes that look exactly like the ones you’re getting from your doctor when you’re sick, except they’re not real. These are exceptionally popular in college and high-school as well. Fake doctor’s notes have been around forever, they’re used to “dodge” exams and tests when you’re not prepared enough or disappear from a day that you know is going to be full of hard work. There are a few things you need to note before using one.

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Things you need to know before turning one in

In order to avoid looking suspicious, you should be turning in the note as you would if you were really sick. Remember that time when you really had the flu and really went to the doctor, got a real note and went right to the principal’s or your boss’s office to turn it right in? Well, you should do the same thing again. If you wait for people to ask where you’ve been and then deliver a note after a few days, it’s going to look very suspicious. And the part of being a trickster is to reduce all suspicion levels to the bare minimum.

Liars tend to give out more information than they should. If you got yourself a couple of fake notes and you’re about to fill them up, don’t write an entire essay on them. You don’t have to explain how you couldn’t get out of bed and then you were so dizzy that you broke your teacup and then fell into your bed and cried the entire night because you’re sorry that you missed work. That will certainly not work. Simply write a few quick notes, just like a real doctor would and you’re good to go. We hope that this article helped you learn more about the art of using fake doctor’s notes. Happy faking!


Peter is a freelance writer with more than eight years of experience covering topics in politics. He was one of the guys that were here when the foreignpolicyi.org started.